Friday, October 3, 2008
exams today were okay i guess, i hope i'm not out of point.
wanted to go out with bernice today to mug MOV, but elaine followed us for lunch :D we went to LIDO UPSTAIRS. (according to bernice) haha inside joke inside joke. (: i think we spent 34567 hours laughing at that. (the roof the roof!)
so many RG sec 4s at lido o.0 haha we were the only sec 2s, looked like we were slacking (okay we were) but it relieved me of all exam stress~ i love you guys bernice and elaine!<3
IT WAS DAMN FUNNY. LIKE DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN FUNNY. I TOTALLY LAUGHED LIKE ANYTHING OMG THE TWO OF THEM ARE SO HILARIOUS.
started with me and elaine buying food! i was high for some weird reason and kept laughing, then she kept asking me what was wrong with me and started laughing too. damn funny damn funny :D
funny quotes which bernice copied down! (she was our scribe for the day HAHAH)
Elaine: Hey can we call ryan? (for some reason)
(we start asking which phone to use)
(elaine takes my phone)
Elaine: This phone is scandalous (referring to my phone)
Esther: (...) (says something which i cant remember what (: i was talking to bernice and drinking my starbucks mocha frap)
Elaine: WHY DO YOU THINK ITS STRIPPING?? (my phone is spoilt its almost spiltting)
(and then Esther almost spits out her mocha frap)
--HAHA MY PHONE IS SCANDALOUS SHIT (: (i have all the contacts numbers haha)--
Esther: My phone is a representation of me (referring to scandalous)
Elaine: My phone is trying to decide if I should be scandalous (her cover was coming off)
*laughter + bernice scribbling furiously*
Esther: *laughing about something damn funny with her head on the table* (i was trying to chill)
Elaine: ESTHER NEEDS LAXATIVE PILLS TO RELIEVE HERSELF.
*esther laughs harder! bernice scribbles furiously*
Esther: (upon reading an sms i forgot about what) OH MY SHIT.
Elaine: shityouwhat?
Esther: SHIT YOUR LAXATIVE.
(burst out into furious laughter again)
And then when they helped me to buy starbucks, elaine was like, hey you know your coffee has salt in it? the person was asking me funny questions and i said YES to put salt into yours! then bernice was like, can you taste the salt? (esther: okay.. no salt what) AND THEN SOMEMORE STUFF THEN THEY TOLD ME THEY MADE IT UP WALKING BACK TO THE TABLE ._. no stupid counter person would put SALT into COFFEE la i didn't believe you guys! :D
AND THE FUNNY SICK NUT JOKE WHICH BERNICE DIDNT GET SO I SMSED KEVIN GOH ABOUT IT AND HE EXPLAINED IT TO BERNICE HAHAHAHAHAH. it was damn funny cos bernice was so clueless. me and elaine were laughing like crazy~
so many other funny quotes we didnt copy down!
then there was this couple PDA-ing in front of us LOL. the guy kept snapping the girl's black bra strap! AND BERNICE WANTED TO "ACCIDENTALLY" KNOCK INTO THEM WHILE THEY WERE HUGGING HAHA!
I HEARTS YOU TWO FOREVER YALL ARE DAMN HILARIOUS <3
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